Walk the plank for being an adorable Irish bastard and ruining all our lives.
me when I get married
fuck you ellen, trying to play me like that, i trusted you, watch your back, this ain’t over
I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling
Not true, Bill Hader, but don’t worry! We’ll always be laughing!
It's just I'm constantly on the cusp
to kiss you.
"You can wipe out an entire generation, you can burn their homes to the ground, and somehow they’ll still find their way back. But if you destroy their history, you destroy their achievements, then it’s as if they never existed."-
Lt. Frank Stokes, Monuments Men
I find validation for my passion of history everywhere.